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She really liked bacon

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This brief begs a few questions:

Who buys five pounds of bacon?

Why would you report the burglary of five pounds of bacon?

Exactly how big is this man’s wife that she can eat five pounds of bacon for a late night snack?

How much time did the police spend investigating the theft of five pounds of bacon?

How deeply did this man sleep that he didn’t realize his wife was cooking up five pounds of bacon?

What would you eat with five pounds of bacon? Did she just eat the five pounds of bacon alone?

I would have loved to have written this brief. Really.

Fried rice with shrimp and BACON!

Has it been a while since my last Filipino food experiment? I suppose its because I really wanted my next attempt to be kare-kare, but I’m not quite ready yet. So Trinity made the choice — we had shrimp in the freezer, so we tried fried rice with shrimp and Chinese sausage. Except, we couldn’t find Chinese sausage at our Agoura Hills supermarkets (which would be more likely to have matzo balls and stuff). The recipe allowed for bacon as a substitution, so there you have it — fried rice with BACON!

Fried rice with shrimp and BACON!

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