I’m dreading the morning — after a vacation, a day of jet lag, then three days of packing, moving and unpacking, I’m pretty exhausted. And I’m now in the throes of feeling pregnancy uncomfortableness — swollen, sore feet, sore calves (especially after moving and carrying stuff up and down stairs) and lower back pain. Sigh. But my friend Marc’s status updates caught my eye and made me laugh.

Apparently, Filipino Heritage Nights seem to be all the rage — Dodger Stadium had one recently, which was reviewed here by my buddy Moonie. Now, it appears AT&T Park in San Francisco is going to have one soon, too — however, I only found out about it when Marc (who covers the Yankees), started posting hilarious status updates about it in Facebook.

Check it out:

Tuesday 9:53 p.m. Filipino Heritage Night at AT&T Park. In related news, first pitch delayed 2 1/2 hours…

11 hours ago Filipino Heritage Night at AT&T Park. In related news, hot dogs will only be served sliced up in a bowl of spaghetti.

10 hours ago Filipino Heritage Night at AT&T Park. In related news, Giants announce free admission to the first 10,000 mailmen and nurses.

8 hours ago Filipino Heritage Night at AT&T Park. In related news, Giants to honor mom’s request to always remove shoes before entering dugout.

5 hours ago Filipino Heritage Night at AT&T Park. In related news, the F’s in all the players’ jerseys will be replaced by P’s.

3 hours ago Filipino Heritage Night at AT&T Park. In related news, singing of “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” to be replaced by singing of “Bahay Kubo.”

:)

If you didn’t get any of those jokes, I’ll explain it to you, just leave a comment. Heheh.