Oh, but this is no ordinary cotton candy, that you can buy at any old fair and eat from a rolled up cardboard. This is cotton candy that you can eat in the privacy of your home, from a JAR.
There is something wholly disturbing about this. I spotted this oddity at my local Rite Aid, btw.
In fact, with the number of disturbing things I’ve been seeing for sale lately, this may need to be a new category. Any suggestions.