At Jerry’s Famous Deli in South Beach, this is what we got when we ordered appetizers. We had plenty of onion rings, but only eight wings and four Tex-Mex eggrolls. Oh, and when we asked how many wings were in the order, the waiter had the temerity to tell us it used to be 10 — but its only eight now. Greeaaat.

And this is how much it all cost. The food was fine, but when its that expensive, my taste for it dulls a little.

Oh, but then there’s Versailles.

I ordered the Cuban Classic Sampler. It cost just $11.95 (I think), and came with all sorts of stuff that I don’t exactly recall off the top of my head — but my tongue sure remembers. YUM.

That’s all I was able to eat, especially since I was also eating plantains off Trinity’s plate and lechon off my friend Belinda’s plate.

See? We’re happy campers. You didn’t see us posing in front of freakin’ Jerry’s Famous Deli.