A conversation I never thought I’d have

Me: …The more important issue, sir, is that we need another picture of the candidate because the picture he submitted appears to be of Charlie Chaplin.

Candidate’s Friend: Well‚Ķwhat’s wrong with that?

Me: Well, Charlie Chaplin is not running for the seat that the candidate wants.

Candidate’s Friend: Well, he’s a professional Charlie Chaplin impersonator.

Me: Well, that might be the case, but we need a photo of the candidate as himself.

Oh, Voter Guide. You have enriched my life in ways I could not have ever, even in my wildest dreams, have imagined.

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