I got your goose right here, buddy…

Yahoo is my default page in my browser, so my brow wrinkled in curiosity when I saw this headline:

Goose attacks shoppers in N.J.

Oh my.

Although, what kind of sucks about these types of things is that the headlines in these spots have to be so short. I work with 50 characters or less (with spaces), and I think that Yahoo’s headline space is much tighter. Oh, but the creativity that comes out…